Okay, so the Star Wars series? I mean, I thought the first three were pretty banana's but then I get to the fourth one and... oh! hell I'll just say it - I hated it more than a prosaic 72 year old science teacher who owns a hefty produce of nasal hair and sprays more saliva than a golf course sprinkler system.
But my main question is where have all the Star Wars nerds gone. And I'm not talking the ones who just know the quotes and play the video games, I mean the ones who have selected character profiles in a filing cabnet, who have more Jabba the Hut paraphernalia than a Star Trek geek can scrounge up on Captain Kirk. This is a serious Lorelai Gilmore "Where have all the anvil's gone" kind of moment.
So I've decided to host an anual 'Star Wars Trilogy Movie Marathon and Debate' and see if these hibernating fans turn up.
Yours sincerely,
The Light Saber Lover
Lucifer BonBon
